hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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