I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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