..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
