How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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