ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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