Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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