I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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