I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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