Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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