Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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