no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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