My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
