I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I have tasted many bathrooms
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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