I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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