at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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