carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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