I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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