This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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