is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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