It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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