Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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