i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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