Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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