What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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