Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
We should try that some time.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.