remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.