drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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