Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
