I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
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Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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