I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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