is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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