I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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