Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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