His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night