im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.