margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
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sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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