The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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