He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he thought i was a dude.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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