I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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