About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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