I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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