I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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