bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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