well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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