k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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