New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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