I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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