Porn is love you can see.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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