I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
