can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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