just come out here and I will go home with you...
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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