Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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