Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I could fuck to npr.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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