Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
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According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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