If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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