no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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