her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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