So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
